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He nodded. "A taste acquired in college. Spend enough late nights poring over law texts and you learn to take caffeine hits strong and black."
"So you really are a lawyer. I'll admit, when you said you misrepresented yourself in the beginning, I was hoping you didn't mean that part wasn't true."
"No need to worry. I passed the bar last year."
"Pretty young, isn't it?" I said. "You must have fast-tracked your way through school." I turned on the oven light and crouched to check the cookies.
"I condensed my studies," he said. "As I believe you did."
I smiled up at him as I stood. "Did your homework, huh, Counselor?"
"A degree in computer science, completed nearly three years ago. From Harvard no less."
"Not nearly as impressive as it sounds. There are far better schools for computer science, but I wanted to stick close to home. My mother was getting older. I was worried." I laughed. "Wow, I've gotten so used to saying that I can almost convince myself. Truth is, my mom was fine. I wasn't ready to leave the nest. Mom ran a successful business, and we always lived simply, so she'd put aside enough for me to have my pick of schools. I got a partial scholarship, and we decided Harvard made sense. And, of course, it looks great on a resume." I took two small plates from the cupboard. "So where'd you go to school? No, wait. I bet I can guess."
He lifted his brows quizzically.
"It's a theory," I said. "Well, more of a party game actually, but I like to give it the veneer of scientific respectability. My friends and I have this hypothesis that you can always tell where someone went to school by the way they say the name of their alma mater."
Another brow arch.
"I'm serious. Take Harvard, for example. Doesn't matter where you came from originally, after three years at Harvard, it's Hah-vahd."
"So before you went to Harvard, you pronounced the 'r'?"
"No, I'm a Bostonian. It's always been Hah-vahd. Wait, the cookies are almost done."
I turned off the timer with five seconds to go, then pulled out the tray and moved the steaming cookies onto the rack.
"So let me understand this theory," he said. "If someone was from the Boston area and went to college elsewhere, he would cease to pronounce Harvard as Hah-vahd."
"Of course not. I didn't say it was a perfect theory."
He leaned back against the counter, lips curving slightly. "All right, then. Test this hypothesis. Where did I go to school?"
"Have a cookie first, before they harden."
We each peeled a cookie from the rack. After a few bites, I cleared my throat with a swig of coffee.
"Okay," I said. "I'm going to list some colleges. You repeat each one in asentence, like 'I went to blank.' First, Yale."
"I went to Yale."
"Nope. Try Stanford."
I listed all the major law schools. One by one, he repeated them.
"Damn," I said. "It's not working. Say Columbia again."
He did.
"Yes… no. Oh, I give up. That sounded close. Is it Columbia?"
He shook his head and reached for another cookie.
"May I suggest that your logic is flawed?" he said.
"Never. Oh, okay. Like I said, it's not a perfect theory."
"I'm referring not to the theory, but to the assumption that I attended a top-tier law school."
"Of course you did. You're obviously bright enough to get in and your father could afford to send you anywhere, ergo you'd pick from the best."
Savannah appeared in the doorway, dressed in a lily-print flannel nightgown. The plastic tag still hung from the sleeve. Someone from the Coven had given her the gown for Christmas, but she'd never worn it. She must have dug it up from the depths of her closet, a concession to having a man in the house.
"I can't sleep," she said. She glanced at the rack on the counter. "I knew I smelled cookies. Why didn't you come get me?"
"Because you're supposed to be sleeping. Take one, then get back to bed."
She took two cookies from the rack. "I told you I can't sleep. They're making too much noise."
"Who?"
"The people! Remember? Mobs of people outside our house?"
"I don't hear anything."
"Because you're in denial!"
Cortez laid his empty mug on the counter. "All I hear is a murmur of voices, Savannah. Less than you'd hear if we had the television on."
"Go sleep in my room," I said. "You shouldn't hear the noise from there."
"There are people out back, now, too, you know."
"To bed, Savannah," Cortez said. "We'll reevaluate the situation in the morning and discuss taking action then."
"You guys don't understand anything."
She grabbed the last cookie and stomped off. I waited until her door slammed, then sighed.
"This is tough on her, I know," I said. "Do you think they're really keeping her awake?"
"What's keeping her awake is the knowledge that they're there."
"It would take a lot more than an angry mob to scare Savannah."
"She isn't frightened. She simply finds the idea of being trapped by humans quite intolerable. She believes, as a supernatural, she shouldn't stand for such an intrusion. It's an affront. An insult. Hearing them is a constant reminder of their presence."