MISTER O is available everywhere.

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WELL HUNG

Here's what you need to know about me -- I'm well-off, well-hung and quick with a joke. Women like a guy who makes them laugh. Even better if he's loyal and hard-working. That's me.

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Enter Natalie. Hot, sexy, smart, and my new assistant. Which makes her totally off limits...

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Hey, I'm a good guy. Really. I do my best to stay far away from the kind of temptation she brings to work. Until one night in Vegas...

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Yeah, you've heard this one before. Bad news on the business front, drowning our sorrows in a few too many Harvey Wallbangers, and then I'm banging her. In my hotel room. In her hotel room. Behind the Titanic slot machine at the Flamingo (don't ask). And before I can make her say "Oh God right there YES!" one more time, we're both saying yes--the big yes--at a roadside chapel in front of a guy in press-on sideburns and a shiny gold leisure suit.

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We'll just untie the knot in the morning, right?

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The trouble is . . . I don't know how to keep my hands off my soon-to-be ex-wife.

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WELL HUNG is available everywhere!