In my peripheral vision, I see Wally smile softly.

“What does one even wear to a restaurant?” I ask. I gesture to my denim overalls. “Can I go like this?”

“You could,” he says. “But I brought you something that I thought you might like to wear instead.…” He reaches into the back seat and brings back a white plastic bag.

“There’s more?”

I reach into the bag and retrieve a long halter-neck dress with diagonal stripes. Each stripe is a unique color—not one is doubled up. It must include every single color and shade on earth.

“I saw this in a shop and it … it made me think of you,” Wally says.

“It is the most beautiful dress I have ever seen.”

I change in the back of the van. The dress fits, though the fabric is a little scratchy. It matches perfectly with the rainbows on my sneakers.

“Beautiful,” Wally says when I appear in the front seat. On a whim, I swish the skirt a little bit to show off, but I immediately feel silly and stop.

Wally drives to the restaurant carefully adhering to the road signs and speed limits, which I appreciate. As we drive, I take a minute to reflect on the fact that I’m going on a proper date! To a restaurant! It is like a dream, except I’ve never had dreams like this. It’s like the books I’ve read, the happy ones, where things work out.

We pull up in front of the restaurant, but before I can open the car door, Wally places a hand on my arm. “There’s one more thing.” He leans over and opens the glove compartment. “These are noise canceling and Bluetooth connected, so we can hear each other,” he says, handing me a pair of giant headphones that look like earmuffs. “And these…” He hands me a pair of swimming goggles in pink and purple and aqua and pulls out another pair of bright green goggles for himself. “I think are fairly self-explanatory.” He pulls the green ones over his face. “What do you think?”

“You look like an aviator frog,” I say. I pull on my own goggles. “What about me?”

“A rainbow aviator frog.”

I smile.

* * *

As promised, the restaurant is quiet and the lighting is low. We are greeted by a waitress with a nose ring, purple hair, and a tattoo of a dragon creeping out of the chest area of her white button-down shirt … and yet she stares at us when we arrive.

“Reservation for Wally,” Wally says.

I snort.

The waitress leads us to a table set with a white tablecloth and bright blue chairs. As we sit down, the waitress hands each of us a laminated menu and fills our water glasses from a porcelain jug. The restaurant smells of garlic and meat.

“Are you okay?” Wally says.

I nod. “It’s lovely.”

Wally looks so funny in his goggles, I let out another snort.

“What?” Wally says.

“Nothing.”

The waitress brings over pita bread and tzatziki and tells us she’ll be back in a minute to take our order. I dive into the bread before it’s even hit the table. This pregnancy hunger is no joke. I feel like I could eat every carbohydrate in the place.

“Did you miss lunch?” Wally asks as I dip my second piece of pita.

I am grateful to have a mouthful, so I can just smile and shrug. I can’t tell him, of course, that I missed neither lunch nor afternoon tea. I can’t tell him, because then he might ask more questions and find out that I’m pregnant.

As I swallow my next mouthful, I become aware of sounds drifting down the stairs—soft music, chairs scraping, intermittent laughter. It’s not overwhelming, but I can hear it even with my earphones on. I’m about to ask Wally if he knows what is happening up there, when the waitress appears to take our order.

Wally and I remove our headphones long enough to order a lamb souvlaki (for Wally) and baked Greek fries with meatballs (for me). We also order bread and hummus, olives and water. Music starts up above, slightly louder than before. I replace my headphones.

“So…,” I say to Wally. “Was there a particular purpose to this evening or was it just…” I stumble on the juvenile-sounding word. “… a date?”

“As a matter of fact, there was a purpose. A celebration. I’ve created an ad hoc version of FollowUp.”

Ad hoc version. I fear I ought to understand this reference. Over the past few weeks, Wally has explained the process of creating and launching an app, but each time, despite the clarity and simplicity of his explanations, I invariably found myself tuning out after a minute or two. And the constant nausea has done nothing to assist my concentration.

“It means the app is ready for testing,” Wally explains. “I’ve spent the last few weeks coding and I think it’s going to work! With Shout!, it took us five times as long to get to this point, but I’ve been so motivated and a lot of that is to do with you being in my life. And, so, I wanted to do something special for you.”

Wally smiles at me and it becomes entirely and undeniably clear that I cannot break up with Wally. The fact that I thought I could feels like mere madness.

“Fern,” Wally says. “What is it?”

“I have to tell you something,” I say.

“Damn,” Wally says, removing his headphones. “I can’t hear you. I think my battery ran out.”

I take off my own headphones and place them on the table. The music upstairs is louder now, and I can hear stomping on the ceiling above.

“I said … I have to tell you something.”

Wally leans forward, his face a mask of concern. “What is it?”

I open my mouth. And a bomb goes off, right there in the restaurant.

I drop to the floor. The noise is earsplitting. I clamber under the table, covering my head with my hands. I’ve barely recovered from the first explosion before there is another. And another. Bizarrely, music continues to play. I search for Wally under the table, gripping his hands as I hear another explosion. I wrap my arms around myself and rock back and forth, waiting for it to end.

* * *

“I’m sorry,” Wally says, once he’s bundled me outside. “I had no idea it was a wedding upstairs.”

I am still shaking so much I can’t stand up straight. The terrifying smashing noise reverberates in my head.

“They were smashing plates. It’s customary at Greek weddings. I didn’t think of it.”