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He gave her a look.

She said, “It couldn’t hurt to ask, you know. Just call them and ask. They love you. They would eat fire for you.”

The pile of bills on the passenger seat seemed to smolder, and at the same time, Eddie’s heartburn started, even though he had eaten only a bread-and-butter sandwich for lunch.

Fifty-eight large. There was nowhere else to get the money short of taking a third mortgage out on his house. He could probably squeeze another forty or fifty in equity there. The two commercial properties he owned were leveraged to the hilt. He was sinking. There was no other way to look at it. He, Edward Pancik, Fast Eddie, the savviest real-estate agent on this island, was going under.

There wasn’t really room in his life right now for a moral compass.

He decided to do some exploratory work. First, a call to Ronan LNW.

“Hey, man,” Eddie said. “It’s Eddie, Eddie Pancik, Fast Eddie, Nantucket.”

“Fast Eddie!” Ronan LNW said. People loved his nickname, men especially. Eddie wasn’t quite sure why.

“Hey, do you remember asking me about those Russian girls last year?”

“Yeah, man,” Ronan said. “Why? Have you rethought the idea? Possibly landed in a different square?”

“Possibly,” Eddie said.

Next, the more challenging conversation. Eddie called Nadia, the spokesperson for the five Russian girls, as her English was the best.

He explained the indecent proposal as delicately as he could. Group of American businessmen checking into the house next week… Would you be willing to get all dolled up and go over around ten o’clock at night and have drinks with the gentlemen?

It would mean a thousand dollars, cash, for each of you.

But… it’s probably not just drinks, Nadia. You girls would have to do whatever they asked.

And you can’t tell anyone—or you’ll be fired and then deported.

Nadia was silent for a second, and Eddie thought, Oh boy. Nadia and the girls were illegal, so they had no recourse against him for asking, but still, he felt like a heel. If they quit, he would have to replace them, probably at a higher wage.

But then Nadia started babbling away in Russian, presumably to Elise or Tonya. The girls squealed with what sounded like… joy? Excitement?

“Yes,” Nadia said to Eddie. “Yes, we do it.”

It sounded to Eddie like the girls were crazy about the idea. Could he be misunderstanding their tone? A thousand dollars a night was an assload of money. Besides which, these men weren’t losers picked off Times Square; nor were they thick-necked Russian thugs. These were cultured, refined, rich business executives.

Fair to say, three of the five probably had delusions of a marriage proposal somewhere down the road. They sounded as excited as girls going to the prom.

Elise took the phone away from Nadia. Elise was the smallest of the bunch, the runt of the litter. She said, “Eddie, you are best, thank you, Eddie!”

Eddie hung up the phone feeling weirdly proud of himself. Almost as if he had, indeed, invented it.

MAY

MADELINE

Redd Dreyfus, Madeline’s agent, called to say he’d bought her two more weeks with the catalog copy.

“And when I say bought, I mean bought,” he said. “I cashed in a favor that Angie Turner has owed me for eight years, a favor I have been saving and polishing like a diamond. And I am using it on your behalf. Don’t make me sorry, Madeline. Come up with something great.”

This should have made Madeline feel better—she had two more weeks—but instead, the mounting pressure made her head ache.

She meant to spend her first day of reprieve really brainstorming… but when she went in search of her favorite pen, it turned into an hour of organizing the junk drawer. In her defense, that drawer really needed to be cleaned out. Madeline found half a petrified peanut butter sandwich in there, along with broken scissors, an empty tin of ground pepper, four lanyards from Scout Air, a campaign pin from 2006 for a selectman who no longer lived on Nantucket, three bottles of dried-up nail polish (when was the last time Madeline had worn nail polish?), as well as rubber bands, paper clips, expired coupons, safety pins, screws, nails, picture hooks, bottle caps, Elmer’s glue, a baby’s pacifier, and, yes, thankfully, her favorite pen—bright pink, for breast-cancer awareness.

The second hour Madeline spent on eBay, looking for drawer organizers. She had a crazy idea that if she cleaned the clutter from the junk drawer, she would clean the clutter from her brain.

Drawer organizers ordered: $21.99 with shipping.

Then, shockingly, it was three o’clock in the afternoon and time for her to go to Brick’s baseball game.

In the bleachers, Madeline sat with Rachel McMann, Calgary’s mother. Rachel was a nice woman, if a touch overbearing and a bit rah-rah for Madeline’s taste. Rachel always wore her Nantucket Whalers apparel to games, and she carried a navy-and-white pom-pom, which she shook at every possible opportunity. Rachel had gone to the University of Delaware, where, she liked to tell people, she had been social director of her sorority, Kappa Alpha Theta.

Rachel worked as a real-estate agent for Bayberry Properties, which was the rival of Eddie’s agency, Island Fog Realty. For this reason, Eddie and Grace did not care for Rachel.

Plus, there was the thing that had happened between Grace and Eddie’s daughter Hope and Rachel’s son, Calgary, at Christmas. If Grace knew Madeline was voluntarily sitting with Rachel McMann, she would strongly disapprove.

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